NATIONAL GAME OF POLITICAL IDENTITIES™

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(Also known as “Move the Piece and Say Nothing”)

Instructions:

Roll the rhetoric die and move according to your result.

If you land on an “Empty Rhetoric” square, repeat your turn without advancing.

If you reach “Reality,” you lose the game.

Game Tiles:

THE PEOPLE (Campaign Edition): “You are the soul of this nation.” Move ahead 2 spaces if you can cry while speaking. THE CITIZEN (With Glamour): Signs forms, answers polls, votes. Earn 1 point for every mailbox you talk to. THE PROLETARIAT (Banner Mode): Quotes Marx, works for apps. Lose a turn if someone calls you “aspirational middle class.” THE PEASANT (North or South): If from the north: appears in brochures. If from the south: appears in obituaries. Go back 3 spaces if they try to organize. THE MASS (The Uncomfortable Truth): The base of the board. Moves everything, decides nothing. Immobile but omnipresent. POLITICAL INFLUENCER: Says “active citizenship” while applying sepia filters. Jump directly to The People square, skipping Reality. REALITY (Trap Tile): You realize no one represents you. Game Over.

We the People™

Game concept by Israel Centeno, invented in 2025.

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